
Appetizers
Double Cooked Wings....................$13
general tso, pb & j, or spicy vietnamese
BBQ Pork Belly....................$12
korean bbq sauce, pineapple pickled radish, scallion-onion salad, sweet & spicy squid
Phat Fries....................$12
handcut fries, fried egg, sweet chinese sausage gravy, cheese curds, fried chicken, kimchi hot sauce
Octo-noms....................$13
slow cooked octopus, shaved bonito, tempura crunchies, toasted nori, takiyaki cause, pickled ginger
Steamed Buns....................$8
fried oysters, xo sauce, sichuan pickles, steamed bun

Chips & Dip....................$10
lightly smoked pork rinds, thai pork dip, charred shallot cream cheese, cilantro
Fried Brussels Sprouts....................$9
pork floss, coconut vinegar, cured egg yolk, benne seeds
Kimchi Pizza....................$10
crispy kimchi filled pancake, tofu, avocado, bean sprouts, soy vinaigrette
Bowls

Spam Fried Rice....................$13
crispy spam, barrel aged teriyaki sauce, baby corn, english peas, 1 hour egg, pea tendrils
Curried Doria (Hotel New Grand c. 1930)....................$12
curried vegetable fried rice, dashi cream sauce, mozzarella scallions
Battleship Curry....................$12
stewed pork shoulder, roasted veggies, japanese naval curry, jasmine rice
Sandwiches
Beyond Bangkok....................$13
beyond burger patty, green curry aioli, bok choy, pineapple, moon bakeshop brioche bun
Chinese Chili Dawg....................$11
footlong dog, mapo dofu, pickled mustard greens, melty cheese, scallions, szechuan peppercorns, hawaiian roll bun
Pork Katsu Sando....................$13
crispy pork cutlet, mustard slaw, bulldog sauce, japanese mayo, toasted moon bakeshop milk bread
Buddha's Delight....................$12
teriyaki tempeh, crispy mushrooms, pickled fresno chiles, napa cabbage slaw, edamame, sweet pepper mayo, vietnamese baguette

K-Mac....................$14
2 griddled patties, kimchi, cheddar, good AF sauce, moon bakeshop brioche bun
Lamb and Chee....................$16
slow-roasted lamb shoulder, house made cheese whiz, wasabi sauce, chinese crispy onions, moon bakeshop brioche bun
Salads

Heady Boi....................$10
butter lettuce, toasted cashews, fried garlic, tiny crispy shrimp bits, sugar snap peas, baby corn, miso ranch
Sides
Brussels Sprouts.....................$4
Fries..........................................$4
Side Salad................................$5
Crabfat Fried Rice.....................$7
Mustard Slaw............................$3
Dessert
Ask your server about our rotating bingsu flavor!
So what is bingsu? Sometimes spelled "bingsoo", it's a Korean shave ice that's topped with sweetened condensed milk and whatever crazy goodies our kitchen can think of!


Dranks
Island Inspired Classics
Absolutely Not a Painkiller........................$12
Inspired by a drink created in the 1970s at the Soggy Dollar Bar in the British Virgin IslandsHousemade coconut cream, orange juice, pineapple juice, Gosling’s black rum, and overproof rum
Up the dosage for some extra pain $3Jungle Bird........................$13
Inspired by the Kuala Lumpur Hilton, circa 1978Housemade demerara syrup, lime juice, Campari, pineapple juice, and Gosling’s black rum
Saturn........................$11
Inspired by J. “Popo” Galsini, circa 1967Housemade orgeat and passionfruit syrup, lemon juice, John Taylor Velvet falernum, Beefeater gin
Rum Old Fashioned........................$12
Housemade demerara gomme syrup, chocolate bitters, orange bitters, Gosling’s black rum, and Bacardi Cuatro blended spanish rum
The Ernesto........................$13
Created by Martin Cate, circa 2010sHousemade honey syrup, lime juice, apricot liqueur, herbstura, grapefruit soda, blanco tequila
Navy Grog........................$13
Created by Trader Vic, circa 1940sHousemade demerara syrup, allspice dram, lime juice, grapefruit juice, dark rum, light aged rum, and overproof rum
Som Num Naa........................$11
A Phat Sammy's Original.Housemade coconut cream, thai tea, Campari, Jamaican rum
Phat Zombie (limit 1 per person)...........$17
Originally created by the Father of Tiki, Donn the Beachcomber in 1934, adapted by yours trulyHerbstura, housemade tiki spiced syrup, lime juice, grapefruit juice, John Taylor Velvet falernum, Cruzan blackstrap, Appleton Signature jamacian rum, Bacardi Cuatro blended spanish rum, and overproof. Also comes with an overproof float
Sammy's Rum Punch........................$11
Rum punches started in 1655, but there are hundreds of different versions. This is ours, by Mario RivieccioHibiscus liqueur, lemon juice, pineapple juice, Phat Sammy's blend Piper and Leaf tea, light aged rum
Mai Tai........................$12
Created by Trader Vic in 1944, adapted by usHousemade orgeat and vanilla syrup, lime juice, orange liqueur, Bacardi Cuatro blended spanish rum, and Appleton Signature jamaican rum
Fogcutter........................$13
Created originally by Trader Vic in the 1940sHousemade orgeat, lemon juice, orange juice, Beefeater gin, Bacardi Cuatro blended spanish rum, and brandy with a cream sherry float
Meihana........................$13
Created by Beachbum BerryLime juice, pineapple juice, orange juice, orange liqueur, Bacardi Cuatro blended spanish rum, and Rumhaven coconut rum
Hawaiian Sunset........................$11
Created in the restaurant Aku Aku in Los Vegas, Circa 1960Housemade grenadine and orgeat, lemon juice, and Elizabeth vodka
Halekulani Cocktail........................$11
Created in 1930 at the House Without a Key on Waikiki BeachHousemade grenadine and demerara syrup, angostura bitters, lemon juice, orange juice, pineapple juice, and Benchmark bourbon
Phat Sammy's Signatures
Sammy's Pet Flamingo....................$12
a Phat Sammy's originalHousemade grenadine and simple syrup, lime juice, Elizabeth vodka, and topped with a pomegranate coconut foam
Sake Colada.........................$12
a Phat Sammy's OriginalHousemade coconut cream, lemon juice, white rum, nigori sake
Rosemary's Baby.........................$14
a Phat Sammy's Original, by Brooklyn MoenHousemade orgeat, blackberry yuzu syrup, rosemary, lemon juice, grapefruit juice, rose water, elderflower liqueur, gin
The Cartel....................$12
Created by Perry Scalfano, circa 2021Chili simple syrup, lime juice, Hornitos reposado, Del Meguay Vida Mezcal float
Bull In A Tiki Bar.........................$11
Created by Mario Rivieccio, circa 2022Housemade grenadine syrup, lemon juice, grapefruit juice, orange liqueur, vodka, Red Bull Energy Drink
Communal Cocktails
Scorpion........................$45
Created by Trader Vic, circa 1950Housemade orgeat and demerara syrup, lime juice, orange juice, Appleton Estate Signature jamaican rum, Beefeater london dry gin, and brandy
serves 4.Hurricane........................$17
Inspired by Louis Culligan’s version from New Orleans, circa 1940Housemade passionfruit syrup, lemon juice, Gosling's black rum
serves 2. You can get 1 all to yourself, but ONLY 1Bottoms Up!........................$55
Inspired by the creation, the Taal, at Kon-Tiki Ports in Chicago, circa 1962House made simple and passionfruit syrup, pineapple juice, lime juice, orange juice, Bacardi Cuatro blended spanish rum and Bacardi Superior
serves 6.Aquarium........................$55
There are tons of different fish bowls. This is the Phat version.Housemade coconut cream and simple syrup, blue curacao, lemon juice, Rumhaven coconut rum, and Bacardi Superior. Lots of it.
serves 6.Highballs $9
O.G.
Hornitos blanco and highball soda with a lime
Sakura
Hornitos blanco with grapefruit syrup and lime juice, topped with highball soda
Eternal Summer
Hornitos blanco with a ginger, yuzu, blackberry syrup, topped with highball soda
Dirty Chaseki
Suntory japanese whisky with a juniper green tea syrup, topped with highball soda
Hokkaido Beach
Cruzan white rum, with a mint lime peel syrup, topped with highball soda
Potions of Temperance
Piper & Leaf Tea..............$4
A signature house blend of black tea and hibiscus
Thai Tea..............$5
Sweet ceylon tea and cream
Seasonal Shrubbery..............$7
Spiced pineapple shrub with fresh juice topped with ginger beer
Virgin Pina Colada..............$7
A temperate take on a tiki classic. Try saying that 5 times fast.
Wine & Beer
$6 Wines
Choose from red, white, bubbly, or rose
Check the draft board for our current offerings on tap and ask your server about our rotating craft selection!
PBR Tallboys ($3.50)
PBR Coffee ($6)
Miller Highlife ($3)
Red Stripe ($4)
Happier Than Ever Hour
$2 ULTRA & PBR
$4 CRAFT BEER
yellowhammer belgian white, sta monkeynaut, trimtab paradise now, PBR coffee
$4 WELL LIQUORS
$6 DRANKS
dark & stormy, daquiri, mule, paloma, old fashioned, negroni/boulevardier, pina colada (reg. or frozen), daiquiri (reg. or frozen)
$8 DRANKS
double fist (red stripe & appleton estate OR naturdays pineapple lemonade & coconut rum), mai tai, vegasbomb, green tea shot